Fuck. [Alex fists fingers into his hair, nails digging into his scalp. Given everything else he's seen, it hasn't occurred to him not to believe her, particularly since she's being so goddamn frank about it.

He'd ask if this is normal where she comes from, but it plainly is. And it's not - it's not the worst case scenario, but Alex is in no hurry to be some bloodsucker's free meal ticket.]

The fuck am I supposed to get holy water? You know any reverends, or should I be going down to the river to pray and all that jazz?