[He doesn't say anything immediately, running fingertips around the rim of his mug as he contemplates how he can best spin this. Dipper had been pretty insistent and he was just a kid, so he can't imagine Max is gonna be any less curious about his deal, especially since it's been pasted all over the goddamn network.]
Yeah. I mean - neither are normal. I don't - this doesn't happen.
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Yeah. I mean - neither are normal. I don't - this doesn't happen.
[Anymore.]