[No, Alistair isn't entirely certain what mattress surfing is but he's bored and it has been promised to be fun (by a complete stranger) so he's there.
And this? This looks perfect.]
Now why didn't I think of this?
[He practically bounds over to the man whose absolutely brilliant idea this is and thumps him affably on the shoulder, grinning broadly.]
You my friend are a genius! This is going to be the best!
[And forget a helmet or armour. That would just ruin the fun.]
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And this? This looks perfect.]
Now why didn't I think of this?
[He practically bounds over to the man whose absolutely brilliant idea this is and thumps him affably on the shoulder, grinning broadly.]
You my friend are a genius! This is going to be the best!
[And forget a helmet or armour. That would just ruin the fun.]