( whoops. he still needs to work on making his pirate lingo pg-13. )

If either of your mums ask, you didn't hear that one from me.

( not like it's on a public network post or anything, right? it'll be totally fine... )

I am always happy to teach you the ways of piracy. We'll turn you into a right rapscallion before you know it. I don't suppose you were getting lessons from me the first time I was around.

( because it wouldn't do to re-teach what he's already taught... that's weird to think about. )