[Josuke just groans. Everything he's hearing is beginning to seriously outweigh the magic closets.]

I don't wanna be here for five years. [He drags the word out, for ~emphasis~] Sure the closets are great, but I have stuff I need to do.

[At least time has stopped moving back home, apparently? He has no idea how that works but whatever.]

Kinda. We'd been out for the day when I ended up here. [Dealing with an invisible baby, at that.] I sorta read the pamphlet? But it didn't really explain what the events could be in any detail.