I dunno, I guess you do look kinda-- shiny, like some of those idols on TV.

[He's not great at paying attention to that kind of thing, really.]

Well, you know, like silk is really soft, so it's soft-spoken and gentle, and cotton is-- it's clean and old-fashioned, and really homey. [He cringes a little as he hears himself, shaking his head.] Man, this sounds stupid.