He'll only have words if you try to date me.

[ As she walks back in, she's making sure her hands are warm under a hot towel, closing the door behind her. ]

But he also knows I can kick his ass, so really, he has no bite after that bark unless someone hurts me.

[ Something she was really glad for during her divorce. That's a story for another time. ]

Okay, so do you have any areas on your back that give you trouble? If not, we'll just go general massage.