[ Well, the scantily clad rub downs are only for people she's dating. Sorry, Anders. ]

God, wow, no. A massage shouldn't leave you sore, or more sore than when you walked in. I went to school for a while to learn how to not hurt people when I do this. Someone could do real damage if the hit a nerve wrong. I promise you'll feel amazing by the time I'm done.

[ He does get his oil now, though it's more sandalwood scented than anything else, and this is the last part of the massage, her hands working it into his skin. ]