[For whatever reason, you have access to a black light and decide to give that a shot! And there is something there, however...]
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU EVER JUST BE CARRYING AROUND A BLACK LIGHT THAT'S SUCH A STRANGE THING TO JUST HAVE ON YOUR PERSON AT ANY GIVEN TIME UNLESS YOU BROUGHT THIS TO A ROOM WITH BLACK LIGHTS IN WHICH CASE I'M TERRIBLY SORRY TO BE SO INSENSITIVE TO SOMEONE CLEARLY FROM THE 1970S REALLY THOUGH THIS IS A LIBRARY AND BOOKS ARE MEANT TO BE ABLE TO BE READ WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING EXACTLY? WHY WOULD WE EVER GIVE YOU A BOOK YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY READ PERHAPS YOU'VE FED YOUR MIND TOO MUCH AND SIMPLY WON'T EVER BE ABLE TO STOMACH ANYMORE. WHAT A SHAME.
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WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU EVER JUST BE CARRYING AROUND A BLACK LIGHT
THAT'S SUCH A STRANGE THING TO JUST HAVE ON YOUR PERSON AT ANY GIVEN TIME
UNLESS YOU BROUGHT THIS TO A ROOM WITH BLACK LIGHTS IN WHICH CASE
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY TO BE SO INSENSITIVE TO SOMEONE CLEARLY FROM THE 1970S
REALLY THOUGH THIS IS A LIBRARY AND BOOKS ARE MEANT TO BE ABLE TO BE READ
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING EXACTLY?
WHY WOULD WE EVER GIVE YOU A BOOK YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY READ
PERHAPS YOU'VE FED YOUR MIND TOO MUCH AND SIMPLY WON'T EVER BE ABLE TO STOMACH ANYMORE.
WHAT A SHAME.
[...Oh dear. You may want to try something else.]