Oh my g-god you really are a journalist, h-holy fuck.
No, J-Jesus fuck, I mean population explosions, like okay, t-the closets here are basically g-glorified magical 3D printers that can make basically any f-fucking thing, so once in awhile some dumbfuck will be like oh hey, I kinda want a kitten, and they'll just, they'll be like, they'll go to the closet and be like, hey fucker I want a kitten and the closet will be like so you d-definitely meant four hundred and s-s-ixty-eight k-IIURRRRRHHH-ittens, right? And then said dumbfuck will go on the network like "why can't I hold all these limes? I mean kittens." Or rabbits, or dogs, or whatever, I th-think there were hamsters one time? And then most of the kittens get adopted out and the rest go feral or vanish into Wonderland. Th-There's probably some super fucked up pet cemetery here that no one knows about, re-real Stephen King type shit.
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No, J-Jesus fuck, I mean population explosions, like okay, t-the closets here are basically g-glorified magical 3D printers that can make basically any f-fucking thing, so once in awhile some dumbfuck will be like oh hey, I kinda want a kitten, and they'll just, they'll be like, they'll go to the closet and be like, hey fucker I want a kitten and the closet will be like so you d-definitely meant four hundred and s-s-ixty-eight k-IIURRRRRHHH-ittens, right? And then said dumbfuck will go on the network like "why can't I hold all these limes? I mean kittens." Or rabbits, or dogs, or whatever, I th-think there were hamsters one time? And then most of the kittens get adopted out and the rest go feral or vanish into Wonderland. Th-There's probably some super fucked up pet cemetery here that no one knows about, re-real Stephen King type shit.