[He sighs.] Would you rather I panicked? Do you see me opening the door to let children in here? No? Good!

Perhaps you should question your kids on their obsession with knives before you tell me that keeping a scientific experiment gone wrong out of their hands isn't being done properly enough for you. If you want, we can discuss this another time, but if you hadn't noticed, I'm very busy.

[POINTEDLY IGNORING CHARA HERE]