[He returns soon enough.]

I'm back. Apparently you have to be very specific with what you want from the closets, or else you get something that doesn't make sense. Like this:

[He holds the resulting charm up to the screen. It's a strange looking fruit that has a snake wrapped around it like a Christmas present. Thank god the snake is only silver, otherwise the bow it's tied into would have been very painful.]

If this is meant to be some surreal joke, I am not amused.