[Oh good. Newbies. That's what this event needed. And is that a little kid?? For cripes' sake!]

Your guess is as good as anyone else's. It not like we went "Y'know what would be great today? Flash floods, across the entire mansion! That's not gonna be dangerous and inconvenient for anyone!"

[He's getting kind of bored, so he might as well be a terrible, sarcastic welcome wagon.]