Guess we can't all know what we're feelin' one hundred percent of the time. At least I know I'm in good comp'ny now.

[ John shrugs. He doesn't mind giving anyone a pass, particularly on this day when everyone's giving him a pass. ]

Don't mind sayin', I'm kinda hopin' I'll wake up an' find I've been in some kinda... coma dream. Gimme that sitcom experience over somethin' like this weird reality any day.