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entranceway2013-07-01 11:37 pm
hypercompetent) wrote in entranceway2013-07-01 11:37 pm
joint post | gym, tan, lycanthropy
[ The feed starts off with a very purposeful view of one (1) Stiles Stilinski and one (1) Scott McCall staring directly at the camera. Then again, it doesn't really look like them - they sort of look. Douchier. If there's one thing you're going to notice right away, it's that both gentlemen are currently topless, abs glistening in – is that body oil? A careful eye might notice the absurd amount of gel in their hair, spiking it up. You might say they’ve got the Jersey look.
Anyway, to the bottom right corner of the feed, beneath Scott, is an edited in, purple box that reads, “Scott McCall: Right Testicle”. Naturally, the box on the left, beneath Stiles reads, “Stiles Stilinski: Left Testicle”. ] Yoooooo.
[ Said left testicle makes a gesture at the screen, jerking his head up in a nod and baring his long fingers, and leaning into the video feed fisheye close. ] Yo yo yo, Wonderland, wassup, this is Stylez Stilinski and The Happening, here to teach you a lesson, Beacon Hills style. We've got this triflin friend, The Abs, who needs a little help with the three most important things in life. It's gonna go a little something like this-- [ Putting up his fingers one at a time, right in the feed. ] Gym. Tan. Lycanthropy.
[ At the list, the right testicle claps his hand, leaning backwards in the feed. ] G. T. L.! [ He raises his fist up and starts pumping it in the air at each letter. After a few chants of “g.t.l.! g.t.l.!” Scott leans up to the device, beaming visibly. ] You need that gym to get that abs. [ Both boys gesture to their man packs, proudly. ] That abs, not The Abs - homes be weak as hell. Not on that Beacon Hills status, you feel me? [ An eyebrow raise. ]
[ Aside from joining him on the GTL fist pump, testicle left leans backwards to let Scott talk, adding an "aww yeah, bro" when necessary, and shifting the camera feed suddenly, like he's trying to make sure it gets the best angle of Scott's six pack. ] Tan, because how you gonna go pickin up supernatural chicks when you're white as a sheet? Abs straight up looks like a ghost, yo, and it ain't hot. [ Pathetic head shaking. ]
Supernatural chicks like our hunny, Hunny Pot. [ They look to the camera, giving her some double pistols. ] Shout out, baby! And all that leaves is the “L”, you know. Most important. [ The right testicle sits back like he’s really thinking, one hand punching the other. ] Lyncanthropy is… you know, that feeling, when everything is just – you know, man, like, hard, right? And you’ve got no clue whatchu gonna do with yourself, because damn man, life gets real. [ It sounds pretty serious. Or as serious as you can get with your hair like this. ] That’s when you gotta get… wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild.
The Happening's preachin it, man. You wanna be like The Abs? No! No you don't, because he's so basic he makes an alpha a zeta, you feel me? [ He claps Scott across the shoulder, then pulls away, running a hand over his overly gelled hair in emphasis. ] Nobody's gonna follow you when you can't even wild out of a paper bag! Don't worry, Wonderland, we got you. You got a question, hit us up.
So yo, this is me, The Happening, and my main boy Stylez, [ there are hand directions to each of them, respectively ] going off the air. Peace, Wonderland! [ There’s a final, shared and hearty ‘GTL!’, before the feed cuts. ]
{{ stiles is in red, and scott in blue! tags can come from either of us uwu }
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What's your issue, bae? We're just hyping it up, Beacon Hills style.
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