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[Brittany starts off by giving a slow, "polite" clap to the camera. Although her expression is clearly meant to tell the world she's not actually all that impressed.]

Okay, okay, so some of you are kind of entertaining. I'll give you that. But I think it's time we all accept what I've known for ages: from this point on, I deserve all the solos always.

I mean, I'm a total quadruple package. I sing, I dance, and I look amazing while I'm at it. You can't top perfection like this.

[And with that...enlightening message...she blows a quick kiss to the camera, waves goodbye, and turns it off again]

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What if I want a solo?

[Wow did you not just hear her when she said all the solos?]

I s'ppose we could always manage a duet.

That's pretty close to a solo. [Buuuuuut] What if it's a song that's supposed to be sung by a guy?

So?

If a guy can sing it, why can't I?

What if your voice isn't deep enough?

That's what octaves were invented for. Duh.

Things don't always sound right when you pitch them up.

Sure they do. Pop sings do it all the time.

Just look at Leona Lewis.

...I don't know who that is.

Seriously?

Maybe you should ask your magic closet for a radio.

I'm from Japan. It probably wouldn't be on any stations I'd listen to.

You don't think Japan's every heard of her? I doubt that.

I can't speak for all Japanese people, but I haven't heard of her.

That's why you should get a radio.

[Hrmmm. He clearly can't one-up Brittany on this topic. BUT he can learn more about this topic and one up her at a later time. (Btw, he is better than Brittany at strategy. Probably.)]

Who else should I have heard of?

[Definitely.]

How much time've you got?

Lots. Go ahead.

Alright.

We'll start with the basics. Nikki Manaj. Katy Pery. Kesha. Cee-Lo. Christina Agulera. Maroon 5. Madonna. Journey...

[Pause.]

Actually, scratch that. You don't go looking for Journey. Journey ends up finding you eventually.

...We're talking about a music group, right?

[Because that almost sounded philosophical and he needs to know if that's something he has to try to one-up her on or not.]