text;

[suicidemission]

[ Chuck's incredibly jittery and doing anything beyond texting is something he cannot even fathom at the moment. He'd ignored the device, at first. It was not his, and he didn't want it or need it and he damn sure didn't trust it. The person who'd found him in the pool had to explain what it was and what it was for.

That said, he is far too shaken to use it properly. It takes several tries to get out what little he manages to type. ]

This is Ranger Charles Hansen R-CHAN_512.66-D reporting in. Can anyone hear me?


[ For the moment, that's enough. It's all he can fucking manage right now and there's a distinct pause between this typed segment and the rest of what he wants - what he WILL - to say.

he's alive, he's alive, this isn't possible, he pushed the button, heard the explosion, felt the fires, heard it, smelled it --

fuck fuck fuck -- ]

I repeat, this is Ranger Charles Hansen. I am requesting information on Rangers Raleigh Becket and Mako Mori, location and status. Please advise: Was the mission a success?

Comments

[rosswood]

seriously
how many of you guys are there

[suicidemission]

im part of the pitfall four

what is the mission status?

[rosswood]

mission status FAILURE
everythings gone to shit
god is dead, ragnarok is upon us, cats and dogs are living together
and its all your fault

[Welcome to Wonderland. Alex will be of little to no help in acclimatizing you to your current situation.]

lmfao omg

[suicidemission]

[ ..:| :| :| :| ]

....

[ >8||| ]

go fuck yourself, mate

[ disconnect u lil shit. chuck has found a spirit animal ]

i'm so sorry alex is awful

[rosswood]

nah i'm just joshin ya

[Wait, did he just get disconnected?

Oh come on.]

lol I busted out laughing at work

[suicidemission]

[ you did.

But.

a bit later-- ]big>

what did u mean 'you guys'

[rosswood]

[just couldn't stay away could you]

second time this has happened
blah blah official talk
blah blah string of numbers
guess your not the first one of yours to come through ranger rick

[suicidemission]

[ negative ghostrider ]

there's another ranger here?

[rosswood]

if we're talking about the same guy sure
spacesuit-type deal
escape pod in the ocean
it was a whole thing

[suicidemission]

escape pod-

[ sjdhfk ffff holy shit ]

he got a name

[rosswood]

idk

[SO HELPFUL.

To be fair Alex didn't ask his name.

In fact he was equally helpful in that situation as he's being now. So points for consistency?]

said it was a drivesuit or some shit
military blah blah blah

[suicidemission]

[ omfg u r so useless.

ish. at least chuck knows there's someone here. he's got a feeling who and it's just his fucking luck but maybe it's stacker. mmmmaybe their pods somehow got through the bomb strapped to strikers back...

nah. still. hope! ]

yeah. alright. thanks mate

[rosswood]

no problem
good luck rick

[suicidemission]

it's chuck

[rosswood]

as in how much wood could a woodchuck

[suicidemission]

[ uh ]

sure

[rosswood]

neat
i'm alex

[suicidemission]

a real pleasure

[rosswood]

i try
go find your spaceman buddy