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[battlefront]

[It's Cloud! He's back to normal. And he's got a lot to say, too! A deep, introspective novel that took him about three hours to write, his heart and soul pouring out into the little digital keyboard that his fingers painstakingly slaved over. He hits 'post'. And then...]

Uh.





Sorry.

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[postictal]

we were kids.
we did stupid shit.

still bullshit though.

[There. That makes him sound all nice and normal and not the little scared trembling freak he was.]

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[battlefront]

Real pleasant introduction to make, though.

I get here and almost drown someone.

It's fantastic.

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[postictal]

from what i hear people try to kill other people often.
so i guess hope they don't take it personally.

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[battlefront]

Less people to come bustin down my door at least, if they do.




The rabbit was nice, though. Sometimes it's okay.

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[postictal]

rabbit?

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[battlefront]

Oh. Uh. Before the event.

Someone gave me a bunny.



...her name's Marshmallow.

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[postictal]

oh.

kudos i guess.
make sure you feed it etc. etc.

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[battlefront]

Not used to bunnies. Kept up a farm of Chocobos but that's different.

[Hey, guess who's trying to avoid the subject.]

Her ears can't stay up.

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[postictal]

some rabbits have floppy ears naturally.



also what the hell is a chocobo

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[battlefront]

Oh. I forgot. Different worlds.

It's a big bird that you ride. You keep em in stables and take em racing sometimes.

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[postictal]

so like a horse?

[Tim what did he just say about different worlds.]

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[battlefront]

What's a horse?

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[postictal]

i guess like a chocobo except it's got four legs and hooves

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[battlefront]

That is

a horrifying-sounding bird.

[Cloud you've fought sentient houses with teeth before.]

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[postictal]

its not a bird?
it's a mammal.

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[battlefront]

How do you even take care of it.

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[postictal]

oats, hay.
you brush it, let it run around, let it graze.





i grew up in the south. saw lots of horses.

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[battlefront]

They don't eat greens?

What a weird world.

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[postictal]

i mean grass is green and they eat that

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[battlefront]

Not grass, greens.

So they can grow up healthy and race better.

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[postictal]

[?????]

what like spinach
they're not pop-eye

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[battlefront]

???????????

what's a pop-eye.

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[postictal]

old cartoon, guy eats spinach and gets all built

nevermind, point is are you talking about stuff that's green and it's called greens or what.

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[battlefront]

Uh. What's... what's spinach.

Is that what you call greens?? Why is he eating greens.

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[postictal]

i mean it IS green.
spinach is like lettuce.
it's green edible leaves and it's good for you i guess.