[He's pretty sure he should be wearing safety goggles for this, or at least have some wet naps in hand to wipe the sticky droplets that splatter his pants and bare arms, but he can't be too put out when laughter bubbles up and won't stop.
He turns to Clementine with the air of a kid checking mom caught that epic back flip he just did in gymnastics class, pieces of shredded fruit still dangling from the end of his bat.]
Holy shit, did you see that thing fly? My polite society brain's making me feel like I owe someone an apology and money to replace their plates--but my fun brain wants to do it again!
[It's things like this that make Wonderland's powers awesome.]
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He turns to Clementine with the air of a kid checking mom caught that epic back flip he just did in gymnastics class, pieces of shredded fruit still dangling from the end of his bat.]
Holy shit, did you see that thing fly? My polite society brain's making me feel like I owe someone an apology and money to replace their plates--but my fun brain wants to do it again!
[It's things like this that make Wonderland's powers awesome.]
Now you gotta try!