“HEHE, NOT A BAD TRADEOFF, if you ASK ME!”

[Look! He even managed to get an eyeroll out of you! Complain all you want, annoying people is a GREAT way to get them moving!]

“SOoooo SHAMBLES, how you ACCLIMATING? WONDERLAND meeting all YOUR, uh, NEEDS?
[Please tell him the tables actually provide you with dead people at the dinner parties!]

“YOU take a GLANCE at the MIRRORS yet~?”