3RD TASTE ♎ TEXT; (BACKDATED TO THE 13TH)

[sinkships]

One ha2 to wonder how exact1y thin62 6o from being 2o very entertainin6 to 2o very inconvenient before they take a turn for comp1ete1y in2ane in every way, 2hape and form.
That a2ide, what exactly doe2 everyone propo2e we do about the mon2tro2ity currently 2ta1kin6 the ha112?
I propo2e murder, but I know how... particu1ar you human2 are with your method2 of puni2hment.
And what exact1y do we do with our counterpart2 that we don't get alon6 we11 with?
Are there con2equence2 to ki11in6 them?

[That is the understatement of her life, since the video feed turns of for a second to show her having barricaded a door in her room that is being banged against most fiercely from the other side. There is a whooshing sound and fire licks under the door.]

And where is the 2o-ca11ed queen durin6 a11 of thi2, hm?

((OOC: Redglare's Mirrorself is currently a great dane-sized dragon who she's managed to lock in her closet because she is terrible.))

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[sinkships]

Thin62 that are regrettab1e must 2ti11 be done for the 6reater 6ood.

And that a2ide, what do you mean we? You are 2tayin6 in a 2afe area.

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[eatsyourscience]

I can help.

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[sinkships]

Ye2, and do you know what e12e you're capab1e of?
Dyin6.
Ea2i1y.

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[eatsyourscience]

[...Well that's true. Trolls are built pretty tough.]

...Ill stay out of the way unless i dont have a choice.

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[sinkships]

How far out of the way?
Becau2e I wa2 con2iderin6 your room and po22ib1y a2 far away from thi2 mon2ter as po22ib1e to be a rea2onab1e di2ta

Not really here 2/3

[sinkships]

[The door is finally giving way to the insistent pounding of her mirror trying to escape. Dammit. Closets are such temporary solutions. She should have wished for metal doors.]

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[sinkships]

Give me a moment. There i2 a minor prob1em makin6 it2e1f known.

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[eatsyourscience]

yeah okay
no problem

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[sinkships]

Lon6er than a moment.
I wi11 re2pond once more in the amount of time it take2 to 2ever a pri2oner'2 foot.

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[eatsyourscience]

...thats kind of creepily specific

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[sinkships]

[wait for it
waaaait for it]

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[sinkships]

Prob1em 2olved! Where were we?

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[eatsyourscience]

[He is making a note of just how long it takes to sever a prisoner's foot, apparently.]

safe distances

what was the problem?

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[sinkships]

Your room. Prob1em solved.

A minor i22ue. Mirror ver2ion of myse1f. 6enera11y horrib1e and unp1ea2ant. 2he turned into a dra6on when 2he 2et foot here, ended up quite 2ma11er than usua1. Tried to 2et me on fire. I 1ocked her up. 2he broke out and tried to 2et me ab1aze once more. I cut off her foot and 1ocked her up a6ain.

Typica1 tro11 2ocia1 po1itic2.

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[eatsyourscience]

troll social politics with another version of yourself?

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[sinkships]

Ye2. Exact1y. Aren't you a bri6ht cand1e. Rather, I knew thi2. Regard1e22, the 2tatement ho1d2 up to 2crutiny.

If 2he insist2 on makin6 her2e1f a bother I may not be ab1e to fi6ht thi2 creature at a11.

[eatsyourscience]

i dont really get what youre saying
i think I must be missing some subtlety about troll
things

[sinkships]

The tro11 thin6 that occurred wa2 me hobb1in6 her.

[eatsyourscience]

I think thats definitely a troll thing
i wrote down the time it took you too
so i guess Im going to be keeping a record of things like that now
Im not sure why I think thats a good idea but Im going to do it

[sinkships]

You may be my 2cribe/2tudent. Exce11ent!

[eatsyourscience]

I guess that works.

[sinkships]

You 6uess? Come now. Do 2how 2ome pride in your po2ition! 2tudent and 2cribe to a 1e6i21acerator!

[eatsyourscience]

if you put the 1e6i21acerator part in it sounds pretty cool

[sinkships]

'Pretty cool' doe2 not a pridefu1 2tatement make.

[eatsyourscience]

its short notice
give me some time to develop some pride