immortalhoodie: whatever (bored)
immortalhoodie ([personal profile] immortalhoodie) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2012-06-06 03:36 pm

[Text] Three Dead (Backdated to 3rd)

I am sick and tired of drinking apple cider. What is this, amateur hour??? I may be a kid, but I can handle my shit!!!



Psst. Kyle. Hey Kyle. This event thing will probably be over soon. We need to get some booze. I am tired of being a pussy and getting stuck with all of these baby drinks. Why can't the mansion hook us up like last time? Your mirror and I got fucking wasted when I first got here.



To the rest of you: I will do anything for a shot of alcohol or a beer. Hell, just a sip. C'mon, help a bro out!

[Never mind the fact that he's a minor. And never mind the fact that his parents cook meth in his backyard and drink Pabst Blue Ribbon all the time and get into huge fights, and usually after they pass out he ends up drinking what beer is left over anyways because how else are you supposed to cope with a crazy, poor, dysfunctional family?]

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