002. [Video]

[airplanecups]

[witness one (1) Finn Hudson, batting at a leather bound book with his broomstick. the book seems unperturbed, however, as it in turn latches onto the end of the broomstick with its... teeth?]

If anyone knows how to reverse the "Inanimatus Conjurus" spell, that'd be really freakin' sweet.

[SHAKES BROOMSTICK!]

Comments

[airplanecups]

...Kids just. They're crazy. Enchanting people's books like that.

[hamburellakind]

Finn, is Santana bullying you again?

[airplanecups]

...Yes.

[hamburellakind]

Geez! Those Slytherins are just, you know, the worst! Also girls kind of suck! When they're mean and stuff, I mean. Some girls are okay. Santana is kind of mean though! Especially to you! I mean, you could've gotten really hurt by that thing!

[He gets his wand out.]

I'm gonna go find her.

[airplanecups]

No! I mean, it's a pretty cool spell. Advanced. No need to go all Rambo on anyone.

[hamburellakind]

But-- she shouldn't do this to you. You're important!

[airplanecups]

Yeah--well. No harm done, right?

[hamburellakind]

I guess...

[He's debating telling Dave to sneak into her room and put something gross in her bed.]

[airplanecups]

How's the flying going? Kickin' ass?

[hamburellakind]

Uh, do I do anything else? I'm getting so fast now! I went past a tree the other day and it bent in half!

[airplanecups]

No way, serious? With moves like that, you might just out-fly me.

[hamburellakind]

Yeah! I'm like, a hurricane. It's awesome.

[airplanecups]

Hurricane John. I like it!

[hamburellakind]

We're gonna kick Slytherin's ass!