002. [Video]

[airplanecups]

[witness one (1) Finn Hudson, batting at a leather bound book with his broomstick. the book seems unperturbed, however, as it in turn latches onto the end of the broomstick with its... teeth?]

If anyone knows how to reverse the "Inanimatus Conjurus" spell, that'd be really freakin' sweet.

[SHAKES BROOMSTICK!]

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[airplanecups]

Okay! Okay! Just get this thing off me!

[itsahotone]

Whatever you say.

[Beam.

She very easily produces a counter-curse, and the book is now calm. Static. Muggle-like, even.]

Seriously, Finnocence, how did you make it to seventh year?

[airplanecups]

...I was distracted! By the man-eating book!

[itsahotone]

And how'd that even happen?

[airplanecups]

...Someone charmed it.

[itsahotone]

Someone not-you? Wait, wait, who am I kidding? You couldn't manage such an advanced spell if someone was paying you in chocolate frogs to do it.

[Cackle cackle.]

[airplanecups]

Hey! Now you're just hurting my feelings.

[itsahotone]

[And?]

How are you doing in Charms?

[airplanecups]

Fine! And that was a spell for Transfiguration, so. Who's paying who chocolate frogs now!

[itsahotone]

[Squint]

Why were you trying to transfigure your book, hmm?

[airplanecups]

Practice.

[itsahotone]

...So you're a big fat liar, huh. Got it.

Well, whatever. At least you managed that, which is shocking, and I would be impressed if I wasn't so sure it was almost an accident.

[airplanecups]

It wasn't an accident! It worked! I just didn't un-work!

[itsahotone]

So you decided to do a dangerous spell without knowing how to fix it first?

[...snort.]

[airplanecups]

Back off, Santana.

[itsahotone]

What, gonna sic your book on me?

[Cackling for liiiife.]

[airplanecups]

[POINTS HIS WAND AT!]

[itsahotone]

[Psh, fine, she'll do the same. But instead of pointing it at Finn, she points at the book.

And does the same spell that was just on it.

WATCH OUT, FINN'S LIMBS!]

[airplanecups]

...Oh balls.

[throws himself backward when the book HURTLES TOWARDS HIS FACE.]

[itsahotone]

[Santana helps out by knocking the book back a couple times. That doesn't stop it from trying to attack, though.]

Have fun with this! I suggest either finding the counter-curse really fast, or finding some rope or something. See you at the Hufflepuff doors!

[And she's off before he can possibly say he's not about to do her any favors now. Muhaha.]