+ We're so meta lately +

[vitaelamorte]

I promise the event was in the queue like this - we didn't bump it up just because everyone ever hiatused during the same two weeks.

Anyway, as Alice has said, there will be an event this weekend! This is a plot post for all of the crazy antics your characters will be getting up to. Be creative! I'm sure this event will be full-blown insanity.

As usual, there will be a FAQ thread if you have any questions, and we hope you have lots of fun this weekend! ♥

~ Koji

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[vitaelamorte]

Feel free to ask any and all questions here, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible! ♥

P.S.

[thneedifestdestiny]

I'm going to post my characters when I get back from work but I just need to say, since my characters probably wouldn't do it...

...I'm going to be really sad if no one tries to parkour across the mansion. 8T

[walkingdesuno]

oh my god that video

PARKOUR!

[thneedifestdestiny]

PARKOOOOOUR!

[walkingdesuno]

EXTREME! PARKOUR!

[thneedifestdestiny]

HARDCORE PARKOUR!!!

[walkingdesuno]

WHOOOOO PARKOUR!!!!!!

Re: P.S.

[jivitadana]

Izaya needs to do this. He actually knows parkour in canon. XD

Re: P.S.

[prissykid]

I VOLUNTEER DAVE ON THE WRONG ACCOUNT

Lol~

[not_a_hero]

Hahahaha oh god. Great timing XD

Sherlock will be going mad. Sleep deprived and half starved as usual. Possible drug use without intervention.

[was_a_soldier]

John Watson might just go crazy from his inspiration to prevent some of the others from destroying themselves ("You must eat something!" "No, you do actually need to sleep!") or the property around them... as that's usually his responsibility when Sherlock gets bored.

He also might lock himself in the shooting range when he starts getting a bit manic.

[airshipswank]

Philip will-- who the hell cares, Clarence is bored! And Clarence will make Philip hallucinate 24/7. Horrible things, weird things, anything to get an amusing reaction out of him. Philip might be able to snap out of it at first, but it'll wear on him and by the third day he'll be pretty much asylum food.

So if you ever wanted a psychotic Englishman to mistake you for a different person, creature or object, be it with amusing, traumatising or depressing results, here's your chance to sign up.

Buckingham will grab all the fashion magazines and books he can get and catch up on centuries of clothing. He might also go on a hunt or challenge somebody to a steeplechase or invest more time into his efforts of getting laid. More suggestions and plots welcome!

Aveline will go jogging. On the beach. While carrying a cow. Which is so canon. Don't even ask. She might also obsessively investigate ANY AND ALL CRIMES going on in Wonderland. So don't be surprised by any surprise interrogations she may or may not conduct. Open to other suggestions and/or plotting!

[akapeanut]

I think this is as good a time as any for Beiste to run into Phil and Clarence again ;D

I have three eligible ladies for Buckingham to creep on, also. :>

[airshipswank]

It is the ~perfect~ time.

...and why do I suddenly want Buckingham to try his luck with all of Tara's alters in a row UNF Alice?

[brainkegger]

:D!

Because that would be hilarious, of course. (And T would probably be an easy get if he ran into her ;D)

[urnewkingbitch]

Signing up any of my characters (Rainbow Dash, Dave, Nepeta, Amaterasu) for some awkward CR. :D

[airshipswank]

Eeeeeeexcellent. I'll think on some good delusions when I'm not piss tired, but they all sound fantastic and at least two of them have a good chance of being mistaken for either Philip's husky or a zombie dog.

[jivitadana]

Minato will... um, probably try to perform surgery on himself. Since he's interested in becoming a (in my headcanon) a physician, and more specifically, a cardiac surgeon.

Well, unless I think of something else. 8|a But that's the first thing that came to mind.

[eatsyourscience]

No surgery. :|

[jivitadana]

Hey, he did it before to you! You don't have four bullets inside you anymore because of Senpai's help. :( He just wants to improve? Yeah. :(

Edit: Oh, yeah, when Conan shot Minato, he cut bullets out of his shoulder and leg himself too? So it's been done, lol. I almost forgot.

[eatsyourscience]

Wait, when did Conan shoot Minato? Does Souji need to have words with him? B|

[jivitadana]

Oh, ahaha, during the Doubt event since Conan was a wolf. So he cut them out of himself (four of them! Two in his shoulder, one in his arm, one in his leg), then he got stabbed to death by Izaya, lol. XD

[eatsyourscience]

Souji or Yuu or even Rei would have helped you. Jerkface. |(

[jivitadana]

Ffff I'm sorry, I thought you knew about this already! ;o;

[not_a_troll]

Loki will be in the library, being extra fanatic about the books. And nope, sleep is not one of the things he will do.

Do expect a lot of large glasses of emptied shaken milks :)

[akapeanut]

George has been getting curiouser and curiouser about the nature of the mansion and, well, Alice drew attention to herself. So George might just stalk the hell out of her or something :|a And/or read the books over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

John will either get caught up on his video games oooor practice piano. Either way, his fingers will be really really tired. :C

Beiste will be working out nonstop. Nonstop. If someone hands her a protein drink she might drink it while she runs, so that's...something.

Tara will paint murals on various walls in the mansion, until she tires to the point that one of the others has to take over. Alice will bake, Buck will go hunting, T will party from room to room, and Gimmie will pee in everyone's beds. Everyone's.

[urnewkingbitch]

DAVE IS GOING TO PARKOUR ALL OVER THE MANSION and then train in using his sword. The weapon, not the--yeah.

RD is going to be running around the entire fucking mansion, trying to go faster than the speed of light. 8| BEWARE!!!

Ammy will be napping. Yeah. Or drawing. Or eating. Or bugging Souji to make her food. :D

Nepeta will be hunting. >:33 She must sharpen her skills.

[horsechoke]

Equius goes hunting with her? To, ahem, keep her in line, of course. :3

[libraritology]

Given my travel schedule and my "still attempting to catch up with all the tags ever" thing, not sure how active I'll be. BUT regardless, if I am, here are character-thingssssss:

Evelyn is bored rather easily - she can't be content with sitting around a researching like a mad person, she does that already. I don't want to say that she'll be actively seeking trouble, but...yeah, she'll be actively seeking trouble. Inviting it, even. She's seen a man come back from the dead now, for Heaven's sake, what could be worse than that?

Athos tends to get bored by not doing anything at all, and that's...everything he's been doing so far. He will seek out answers regarding Milady de Winter that previously he would have just stewed over. He will ferociously protect anyone he considers too weak to defend themselves in Wonderland, and he will constantly be searching for his friends, because dear God he misses them.

Dean will pick fights with people he probably shouldn't pick fights with. Go to the shooting range and empty all the magazines for his gun. He'll go on a hunting spree attempting to satiate his boredom by locating ghosts, vampires, werewolves, what-have-you, and he won't exactly discriminate if your character is any sort of supernatural being. Look out. He's only doing his job.

[not_a_troll]

UwU I'd love to thread with Evelyn more. Can Loki and her be researching things together? :D

[libraritology]

waahh I'm so sorry I never ended up doing anything for this event
we're still traveling and internet was so bad during the event for me
CAN WE RAIN-CHECK THIS AND GET MORE CR SOON

[not_a_troll]

<3 No prob! Its holidayseason anyways, holidays first~

Yes! I'd love that! UwU

[cookingfordogs]

I'm honestly not sure which direction to go, but upon brainstorming came up with the following ideas:

- trying to 'outcook' the kitchen. Eventually he wouldn't let anybody into the dining room without eating his food first. And he's got a persona so you probably don't want to make him angry...

- super overprotective mode. He'd be in your business whether you like it or not if you're doing something he deems a) stupid as f*ck, b) wrong, or c) just plain not right. And you'd be treated to his colorful language all while it happens!

- CARE FOR ALL THE PETS. And any people who sort of look like pets (animal ears, tails, etc). Watch out for that garden hose

[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

Clearly he should go mother hen on peacock :V because shes horrible.

Also she'd demand he bake her a pie.

[cookingfordogs]

PATRICIAAAAAAA off to bed with you damn it 8T

[somanywonders]

Ponies can be pets, right? ;D

[cookingfordogs]

Yes! xD Poor Shinji, he might get on all his new pony allies' bad sides after this. Losing human friends he can deal with...but talking animals...he'll be the saddest panda. ^^;

[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

It's gonna be a little slow because I have a busy weekend planned, but I will try and do some tagging~

Peacock is always bored as hell but she'll probably train like crazy and watch all of the cartoons possible. possibly harass the shit outta people.

Stan is still curious about the mansion so if he isn't in his room playing video games hardcore you'll likely find him opening doors/going through the attic. Maybe swimming!

[somanywonders]

Going to try not to miss this event like the last one... OTL

Fluttershy will steadily fill her room up with animals! Not just fuzzy critters, but also reptiles, bugs, spiders... none of which she minds, though you might after they start spilling out into the corridors and elsewhere. When she's not pulling new pets out of a closet, she'll be running all over the place trying to keep them fed and under control.

[bullyingtendencies]

Can these two unintentionally team up to overwhelm the mansion with animals? Incidently our plans for this event could work together kind of perfectly

Craig hasn't had the opportunity to gawk at any talking ponies yet so there's also that too. \o/

[somanywonders]

Pff, why stop at the mansion? Let's flood everything with animals! \o/ And gawking opportunities will probably crop up pretty easily - she'll be a bit too preoccupied to keep track of which guinea pigs are actually hers X3

[thneedifestdestiny]

OKAY I'M HERE FOR REALSIES - this was supposed to go up last night but oops.

Kurt is prone to creative outlets for boredom - making posterboards to co-ordinate ensembles for glee club (p.s. we should have glee club during this event guys), singing, baking, etc. Kurt won't due well with the overwhelming boredom though, and this event will probably end with him in an absolute diva fit, demanding to know why the mansion doesn't have the most recent season of America's Next Top Model, until he uses up all of his potential screaming and just winds up in a corner, sobbing.

James is going to plow through the next Harry Potter book, and since Coach Beiste is going to be busy becoming the strongest woman in the world, he's going to spend a lot of this event obsessively reading and re-reading them and probably drive himself crazy, just like Beiste said he would. Oops. He won't be able to handle devoting 24 hours a day to it, so he'll eventually crack and come up with anything else to do. By the end of it all, he won't really be himself.

The Once-ler will not be comforted by Thneeds alone, so he's going to build a giant Whisper-ma-phone stretching from his room on the 10th floor all the way down to the first floor. What's a Whisper-ma-phone? It's a long tube where you talk into one end and hopefully someone on the other end will hear you. (It's sort of like these playground toys, if you remember them.) Anyway, he'll spend most of the event building them and not sleeping and maybe playing his guitar upside-down while hanging from where he's installing it in the ceiling. What? Don't look at him like that! It's something to do.

[brainkegger]

why am i picturing james like

pestering Beiste with questions while she's power lifting

until she debates whether punching him would be a bad idea since he's going to die anyway

/awful

whoops sort of late

[bullyingtendencies]

So I think I've mentioned that Craig has a pet Guinea Pig called Stripe that was left at home and that he misses it dearly. It is the only living thing in this world he loves unconditionally.

Obviously the solution is to spend his time training so many Guinea Pigs to do sweet tricks man. Flips n shit. And I need to make a better segue next time.

Anyone is invited to come and nag him for being an irresponsible kid you can't feed all 50 guinea pigs Craig just stop or just wonder where the heck he got them all in the first place the closet or even help Craig make some sort of pen for them all outside or something. Guinea Pig farm, anyone? If your character is inclined to hunt or eat Guinea Pig get ready for Craig to call you a shit-balls-tit-sucker to your face, that is if he finds out.

Or just come and watch Guinea Pigs perform Guinea Pig tricks to kill time because oh man have you seen Guinea Pigs they are the best. /not biased

Other than that Craig is as happy as a clam with boring so he may just be one of the most well adjusted people here during the event.

[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

Omg pig farm yes I've been waiting for this.

I volunteer Peacock trying to help :V Stan will likely try and hang with him too

[horsechoke]

Equius will be made extremely uncomfortable by this event. Which means he'll be on edge and sweating even more than usual. He'll probably look for people or things to fight, mechanics to take apart and fix, etc etc.

He might even wander around trying to be helpful but just being a general creep...

[sinkships]

FIGHTING YOU SAY

[itsahotone]

/weeps

I don't knooooow. I'm sure sex is on her list of ways to not be bored. and if there IS a glee club meeting, lots of singing would be good.

OH, and I guess like. working out/cheering type stuff.

any other suggestions?! I FAAAAIIIILLL.

[sinkships]

Redglare is going to be a fucking nuisance to everyone. She is a jittery fuck most times, but not it's going to get worse. Anyone who is good at swordfighting will find themselves challenged. All criminal will find themselves perused. There will also be a great amount of building going on outside the mansion, because gallows. All the gallows.

JUSTICE FUCKERSSSSSSSSSS