[Well, apparently it's not because the closet has decided to become completely useless. Of course he's gotten an awful lot out of it in such a short amount of time. He shrugs at the comment. You should see his bedroom in the TARDIS, you think this is bad?]

I wouldn't, I sort of need it. Basement-y stuff? What quantifies as basement-y stuff? Christmas decorations? That's what most people keep in basements right?