Really now? Really? And what, pray tell, does cream of eel go with, if not books? Don't answer that! I've no use for your opinion, you should be ashamed of flaunting that thing to begin with!

[ She turns away from the camera sharply and stirs her pot with furious urgency. ]

She'll suggest beetles next, foolish woman, where would I find the pan for such a thing, of course I'm the cook and I know what is best, but 'tis hardly a feat to know more than nothing...