02 | Voice

[notrequiredtomakesense]

[No video because Tybalt is very much tired of looking human right now and doesn't want to bother with his illusions. That was embarrassing]

Does anyone else want to pretend the last week never happened?

[Short and to the point. He really, really wants to forget the last few days ever happened.]

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[sheriffwolf]

[Bigby recognizes that voice. He shouldn't, but he does, in that odd way that he had remembered his "family members" a month ago.]

Never happened. You don't have to worry about me talking about it.

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[notrequiredtomakesense]

Oh, good.

[...though he will admit that this bo--man was a fairly good fighter.]

Does that happen often?

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[sheriffwolf]

[Bigby sighs and it sounds like he's rubbing his face.]

Depends. Not the first time I've known people I've never met, but it's the first time I was a teenager.

[The word is said with a low growl, as if it was a terrible word all together.]

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[notrequiredtomakesense]

Oh, lovely.

[So much sarcasm]

So memory adjustments and forced physical changes are the norm here. I almost wish for the disappearing cat and nonsense rhymes of the book.

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[sheriffwolf]

Seems to be the charm of the place.

I just remembered I fucking hate Wonderland.

[Looks as though he's being tortured for killing one of the Tweedles before he arrived here. He never connected the dots until this last event. It all made sense and pissed him off to no end.]

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[notrequiredtomakesense]

Wasn't my favorite story either.

[He makes a noise, mildly annoyed]

How often does this sort of thing happen?

Voice

[sheriffwolf]

Since I've been here I've been given a family I never knew, forced to change into my original form, and now a teenager... I'd say every two weeks give or take a day.

I'm getting really tired of this.

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[notrequiredtomakesense]

--original form?

[What]

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[sheriffwolf]

Long fucking story.

Ever heard of the Big Bad Wolf?

Guilty.

Voice

[notrequiredtomakesense]

[Long, long pause]

Come again? What do you mean, guilty?

Voice

[sheriffwolf]

I mean that's me. I'm the Wolf.

Voice

[notrequiredtomakesense]

The Wolf. Terror of Little Red Riding Hood and the Three Little Pigs.

That Wolf.

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[sheriffwolf]

Not to mention Peter and the Wolf and the Boy Who Cried Wolf.

If there's a Wolf in the story, that was me.

Yes. That Wolf.

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[luckynumberthree]

Why would we do that? I thought it was a blast. You didn't enjoy the trip back to your misspent youth?

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[notrequiredtomakesense]

That was nothing like my youth. I never went to public school, for one.

[For another, he was fifteen in the 1600s. So.]

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[luckynumberthree]

That was actually much nicer than it could be. You probably didn't miss much, otherwise.

[ Even though he'd grown up in a Catholic-run school. He hadn't exactly missing the flocks of nuns this time around. ]

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[notrequiredtomakesense]

I fail to see how that was much nicer than a regular public school. It was still full of teenagers.

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[luckynumberthree]

What do you have against teenagers?

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[notrequiredtomakesense]

Have you ever met any?

[Sure, Raj and Quentin are more or less tolerable but...]

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[luckynumberthree]

....I just met a whole ton of them and they weren't that bad. Hell, we were ones.

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[notrequiredtomakesense]

Meet them when you're your proper age and in their natural environment. Trust me, it's not fun.

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[luckynumberthree]

I don't seem to recall it being all that terrifying. Granted it's been a while, but I mostly enjoyed being a teenager.

[ 'Mostly' being the keyword there, but that had less to do with the teens. ]

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[notrequiredtomakesense]

Because you were one. I don't remember being too fond of teenagers when I was one and that hasn't changed.

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[luckynumberthree]

I've hung out with teenagers since then!

...Granted most of them were in uni. Does that make a difference?

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[notrequiredtomakesense]

Enough of one.

[Why would a uni student want to hang around teenagers. Why.]

Either way, they're annoying.