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[titanocidal]

[It's hard to tell if Eren turned his device on by accident or on purpose. He seems pretty zoned out, not even looking at the camera.]

I hit my commanding officer off a motorized bike with a soccer ball.

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[titanocidal]

[Dude, that's a lame comeback. A kid so would use that.]

Yeah, well. No one can escape Captain Levi, once he's got his sights set. [It's hard to tell if that's dread or admiration in his voice. Probably a mix of both]

[mph]

Sounds like a challenge to me. What's this Captain Levi look like?

[ Bring it, kid. ]

[titanocidal]

Hmmm... Kind of short, but really well built? Dark hair, always frowning.

Oh! And he wears one of those... neck handkerchief things.

[He finally stops and takes a good, honest look at Tommy.]

Why? You aren't planning on purposely starting something, are you?

[mph]

So like a fancy Wolverine?

[ He realizes after he says it that you probably don't know who Wolverine is. Oh well. ]

And maybe I am, maybe I'm not. That's for me to know and you to probably stand back and watch me go.

[ Yeah, he's that bored. ]

[titanocidal]

[Ah! He thinks he knows those animals! Hadn't he seen what they look like in one of Lady Hellsing's books?] You mean the little, sharp clawed, angry things?

But don't go picking fights you can't finish. [He shakes his head and sighs.] The world the Captain and I come from is a pretty scary place. If he can take down dozens of giant, man-eating titans without batting an eye, I doubt a kid like you could do much against him.