046. [video announcement of glee! ...get it?]

[itsahotone]

[Sup, Wonderland! Coming to you from the music room is Santana and Puck, both looking ridiculously cheerful!

Some may be reminded of Rachel Berry's somewhat terrifying manic grin.]

Guess what time it is! It's been awhile; we need another glee club meeting. And since the last one was so good, me and Puck here are gonna continue running things.

[Puck nods, still cheerfully. It's kind of scary.]

We figure we might as well start thinking of songs now, since there's a storm and all. We came up with the most fun theme ever. You guys are gonna totally love it.

[Puck takes over now.] We've got something planned that's gonna blow you away. And you probably should thank us, 'cause otherwise you'd all be sitting around bored out of your minds. [Santana elbows him a little.] Oh yeah, and the theme's John Mellencamp, but you get extra points if you come up with a way to rap while you do it.

[It's Santana's turn to nod. She is basically in pure cheerleader mode right now.] Sounds great, right? So come on, get your Mellencamp on and get to the music room next friday to blow us away!

[And they're off! Yes, there is a reason for their out of character show. It'll be you, her, him unless anyone desperately wants to just talk to one of them alone.]

Comments

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[hamburellakind]

oh god.
that sounds just like the terrible kind of thing dave would be great at!

[itsahotone]

I think you mean genius.

[epiccombo]

You did not just call our idea terrible. It's sheer genius.

[hamburellakind]

echo
echo
echooooo.
but yeah, uh...
how do you rap mellencamp?

[itsahotone]

That's kinda up to you to figure out, dontcha think? Be creative, Johnnycakes.

[epiccombo]

Dude, come on, you can totally figure something out. [And if he can't, then Dave totally can. Puck grins. This is the best idea ever.]

[hamburellakind]

i guess i'll try!
but if it sucks it is your guys's fault!

[thisisherson]

[Kurt is beyond horrified.]

That's the worst glee club theme idea I've ever heard, and Rachel had a few pretty horrible ones while she was still here.

[itsahotone]

[Why hello! Just who we were looking for!]

Kurt! Come on, this will be fantastic. Open your mind a little.

[epiccombo]

[Hey, look, it's the target of this little venture.]

Yeah, what she said. It's going to be awesome.

[thisisherson]

It is not going to be awesome. Since when do either of you...

[Wait. No, he could buy it from Puck. So he looks directly at Santana.]

Since when do you like Mellencamp?

[itsahotone]

Maybe I'm just a little more openminded than you, Nancy, as I said.

[Duh.]

[epiccombo]

Seriously, Kurt, we're all about being open-minded. Especially after Mr. Schue made us do those Madonna numbers and stuff.

[urnewkingbitch]

rap mellencamp?
challenge fucking accepted

[itsahotone]

[Santana gives Puck a perky grin.]

Aww, look, Noah. I knew people would like our idea!

[epiccombo]

[He gives her a grin right back.]

If they didn't, I'd have to wonder if they were dropped on their heads or something, 'cause our idea is awesome.

Have fun with that, man. [He says to Dave, still grinning.]

[urnewkingbitch]

so with that outta the way
whats got you two wearing shit eating grins like that
not that im condemning happiness or whatever

[itsahotone]

We are just super excited about this! I can't wait to choose a song for myself.

[She turns to Puck, making The Most Interested Face Ever.] What about you?

[epiccombo]

We're grinning because this is like, the most exciting thing ever. Glee club is cool, and it's way better than anything else we could be doing.

Whatever song I pick, it's going to be so badass, you won't be able to stand it.

video;

[airshipswank]

[ While the narration invites his participation most lovingly it should probably be said that Buckingham himself will essentially only look at Santana and pretend that Puck doesn't exist. ]

There is room for an audience, I hope.

[itsahotone]

Naturally. We're all about letting people watch the magic.

[Though it would be basically the most entertaining thing ever to see His Lordship rapping to Mellencamp.]

[epiccombo]

[Now that's just not cool. Puck doesn't like being ignored. He and Santana are in on this together so of course he puts his two cents in.]

Of course there's room. We're definitely going to need an audience.

[airshipswank]

[ Stiiiiill just looking at Santana. Did- Did somebody else say something? ]

The music room on Friday it is. I can barely stand the wait already.

[ Probably. It's not like he actually has any idea what rap or Mellencamp is, buuuut luckily there's enough time to find out.

Oh hey, speaking of ignoring Puck some more... ]

You will be performing yourself I hope, Miss Santana?

[itsahotone]

[Santana glances at Puck, amused.]

Obviously. A glee club meeting wouldn't be worth anything without my voice.

[Aren't egos great?]

[epiccombo]

[Oh, this dude with his stupidly fancy clothes is just asking for it. Puck glances back at Santana before glaring in Buckingham's direction.]

If you're going to be there, you'll need a song. It's a glee club thing; everyone has to do something if they're going to sit and watch.

[Okay, so maybe he made that up on the spot, but that's not important.]

Oh, and don't think you'll show up me and Lopez. We're total pros.