Well, a short version would be that I took the internship for 6 credits and then Thor kinda fell out of the sky and Jane hit him with the car. Things got weird, I tased him, and eventually we all worked out the issues just in time for his psycho brother to try and destroy the entire town. That was all before the Chitauri and the Dark Elves... And the forming of the Avengers.

[It's a solid chunk of info jammed into a few sentences, leaving out a crap ton of info. The nitty gritty details she'll leave to some of the others if he gets curious and asks one of the others from home.]