→ Ned (Frederick Kuchenbäcker*) is your average, friendly-but-slightly-downtrodden fellow, who would prefer to be called 'Fred.' He runs the local home cookin' eatery down off Main Street and his pies are the best in the county (not that you'd know the difference, since no one leaves this place). For ease his restaurant will be called The Pie Hole, a restaurant he inherited from his mother after she died, though it serves more than just dessert.

He employs a few of the local young folk as servers and feels generally unfulfilled because his love life is in shambles and he tends to drive away prospective girlfriends simply because he is incapable of opening up to people. Also, he has a weird fascination with dead things and practices taxidermy in his spare time the next Norman Bates???. What's that about.

1st Day: Business as usual. Morose and mopey. Stuffing a dead bird or two, you know. That old chestnut.
2nd-3rd Days: 'Fred' grows oddly uncomfortable with his hobby and ventures out into the social scene to try flirting with women. Where will that lead him? Nobody knows...
4th-5th Days: Neurotic tendencies come to a head and he has an emotional meltdown about meat, his preoccupation with both dead things and pie, and his crippling loneliness. Probably tears the diner kitchen apart looking for answers that aren't there.



*Literally Fred the Pie Baker I'm trash