Are you interrogating me for a reason? You're not the terrible mum I've heard about; why do I feel like I'm interviewing for your permission to ask Davina on a date?

[ Questions with questions... But Kol will relent a bit, he has nothing against Cami. ]

I met her at a record shop, thought she was gorgeous the moment I laid eyes on her - awful taste in music though. Plan to help her with that, if she'll accept the help.

[ Kol knows his way around these types, give them far more details than they need - useless details. ]

To be honest, it was rubbish music she was buying - but she's sweet. So I asked her on a date... Well, the first one I missed because witchy stuff came up. But the next one I made.

[ Really, listen to this Cami - me me me me me. Let him talk about himself and bore you to death with boring details. ]

Horrid date though; we ended up getting jumped by your friend's werewolf mates. I guess he doesn't take kindly to me much anymore.