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[dissemble]

[The Lucifer on your screen is not a happy Lucifer. He seems quite disgusted. Human. Again. This is really intolerable.]

Every time this forsaken place decides to throw something new for you to deal with, it makes everyone here human. I guess Wonderland just really likes giving you all no chance of overcoming these threats outright. [You humans have no hope of beating these things.]

I'll see you when this is over. [Is that a threat to hole up somewhere, or something else...?] Someone keep an eye on Sam for me.

[ooc: Lucifer will respond for around a day before he'll let himself get killed. Fuck being human!]

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[low_key_angel]

Whatever you're thinking about doing Lucifer, don't.

[dissemble]

I couldn't do anything in this state if I wanted to.

[low_key_angel]

Yeah, yeah, crammed in a human body sucks. But if you go and get killed I'm gonna kick your ass.

[dissemble]

Your concern is touching, Gabriel. Really.

[Not gonna stop him though.]

[low_key_angel]

Oh screw you, of course I'm concerned.

Where are you?

[first_demon]

You're not the only human, father. It seems that I have been returned to my former state.

...And all the humanity that comes with it.

[dissemble]

[He may be human, but at least Lucifer hasn't lost his poker face.]

Are you feeling tempted, my daughter?

[first_demon]

Nothing has presented itself for me to feel temptation.

[There is no Gadreel to try and break her away from Lucifer.]

This feeling of humanity...it sickens me. I don't want to feel things.

[dissemble]

[A proud smile that she's resisting temptation.] It will be over soon. Wonderland is at least predictable in that.

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[misstactless]

Hey.

[ She resembles that remark, bucko. ]

What's wrong with being human?

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[dissemble]

You were made flawed, as a species.

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[misstactless]

...Wow, okay, so maybe we all have something we can improve on and maybe I've had more donuts than usual lately, but that's a little judgmental.

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[dissemble]

It's the truth. My Father made you less than perfect, against all advice.

[ofletters]

I don't need a babysitter. [ Ugh. ]

Having fun being human?

[dissemble]

[Lucifer shrugs at that first statement, clearly not agreeing with it.]

I don't understand how you all manage not to kill yourselves at each available opportunity.

[ofletters]

Guess you hadn't noticed that the angels bicker and slaughter each other every other minute, too.

[dissemble]

Ugh, the younger angels were bred by heaven for one purpose: war. That's all they know how to do.

[The smile that follows is a strange sight, it almost looks nostalgic.] They don't know how it used to be.

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[humanities_greatest]

[This is cute. Is there a record button that she can use to take this home with her?]

Hiding won't protect you when those creatures can destroy anything. Does Lucifer need a savior?

[No, really. She would totally do this just to brag about this later to Alucard. 'SO THEN I HAD TO SAVE THE DEVIL FROM BEING EATEN'. Best conversation over some tea.]

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[dissemble]

[Lucifer's expression coneys just how much he pities you.]

Is that pride I detect?

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[humanities_greatest]

Only slightly. It seems every supernatural creature seems to become so vulnerable and useless when they become human. Do you underestimate the strength of a human?

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[dissemble]

I know exactly what humans are capable of. [And yes, humans are vulnerable and useless.]

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[quis_ut_deus]

Your vessel has endured worse than this.

So have we, for that matter.

[Like, say, everything leading up to Lucifer's fall from Heaven and its aftermath. In comparison, the present situation is nothing worth whining about.]

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[dissemble]

[These limited human senses are simply not enough, especially when Michael appears. Lucifer feels he might as well be talking to a dog- having to rely on the outward cues of Michael's vessel for any sign of how Michael is feeling.]

Then I hope you enjoy your time getting better acquainted with the human condition.

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[quis_ut_deus]

[Dogs have plenty of admirable characteristics. Loyalty, unconditional affection, sharp teeth... still, Michael would object to the comparison. He doesn't smell half as bad when wet.]

I've been wearing John for over a year. Do you think there's any part of him that I haven't gotten tired of by now?

[Which is to say: suck it up. If Michael can suffer through it, so can you.]

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[dissemble]

Try not to stub your toe walking up those ten flights of stairs to your room.

[The constant reminder of that limitation and that brokenness is what Lucifer hates. He will not engage Michael in any attempt to downplay that.]