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malefice ([personal profile] malefice) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2015-04-14 07:48 pm

4th ғʟɪʀᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ☽O☾ [video]

[ Kol's sitting on a couch in his room, a room that looks way too lavish for just any dumb teenager, and the indoor garden behind him looks rather happy despite all the dry clippings hanging from an herb bar. ]

A wonderful day for the network to lack any tact or honesty. [ Lookin' at you Dean and Sansa. ] But to the point - if anyone needs protection from the treacherous fool otherwise known as Dean Winchester, my sister or I can offer it. She has this thing about ladies sticking together and well...

[ Don't mind if he does just volunteer Rebekah, but there were quite a few ladies on that list that Kol is fond of. And surprisingly, unlike Dean, this isn't a tactic to get laid. Lazily he lifts what looks to be an iron knife into view of the camera. Oh metals are so much fun when they're creatures' weaknesses. ]

I've done some research and can happily offer weapons and methods of protection from him. Normally I wouldn't care for such matters but - [ Shrug! ] Dean's sort of a sod, and deserves all the harm he can get.

[ Tell us how you really feel, Kol.

But really, he's still trying to gather allies.
]

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