That's not exactly true. I mean, I'm pretty sure the deal is they can get you anything. [Except people. Not that Dipper ever tried that one. He sure didn't think about doing it when Mabel vanished. Nope. Not for a second.

Still, he's pretty sure there's nothing Stan owns that would be worth a whole memory for him. Money's worthless in here and he could get as much as he wanted from the closets, and what else would he need? The Rock that Looks Like A Face? Old Goldie?]

Still probably not worth getting your head messed with, though.