[ So do you ever fall out of touch with one of your friends and you keep meaning to catch up with them proper, but it just never quite works out, so you spend your time with one finger hovering over their number, and the rest of you feeling somewhat guilty that you haven't pushed the buttons yet, until one day you walk down the street on your way to buy groceries, and who's that standing on the corner there, if not Your Good Old Pal; wearing a giant blue fur suit shaped like an O with googly eyes and waving a stack of fifteen-percent-off-your-next-mobile-phone-with-two-year-contract pamphlets at you going HEY! HEY, BUDDY! GUESS WHO JUST GOT INTO ADVERTISING!
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