["pda" is at least a term she remembers from Camp Pining Hearts.]

No! Ugh. That's the sort of insincere and pointless nonsense Paulette attempts to divert Percy's attention with. Garnet, I'm sure, is made up of a far more efficient pairing. More... gazing and subtext.

[Peridot is going to be so disappointed in Ruby and Sapphire. Or really pissed that Canda doesn't treat her slash ships with the same respect as it does their het ones. THAT'S HOW REAL AFFECTION WORKS???]