[ Natasha looks amused as she flicks open a video feed, chin propped in the palm of her hand as she eyes the man in the video screen. Unfamiliar, but most newcomers are to her these days. ]

Answer #1, how drunk you need for the Disney cartoon to make sense? Multiply that by at least ten, and you'll probably have a start on it.

Answer #2, I can't remember my first day here. The second time I had a first day here, that was probably the most important information dropped on my lap. Apparently someone listened to too much Hotel California.