...you'd wear a sign? Are people really so accepting of vampires here or do you have a death wish?

[Damon makes a face, folding his arms across his chest with a clear grimace at the mention of Klaus. So that was their last name. Good to know for the future]

Yeah, Klaus isn't anyone's favorite. [As if he senses the narration] Elijah has excellent manners and class, but you can't trust him.

[As for Rebekah, well... his experience with her has been brief in comparison.]