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Greetings, denizens of Wonderland! [Prince Gumball might not be the most frequent participant in Wonderland's various networks, but when he does choose to speak up, it's usually with something particularly interesting. As usual, he's in front of a whiteboard covered in writing.]

I woke up feeling strangely... woozy, which I'm given to understand means this event, first of all, has already started, and second of all, comes from my world. Considering nothing appears to have changed, one may suspect this is one of those events we won't truly understand until after it's over.

[He slams his hands down on the desk in front of him.]

One would suspect wrong, though. I've started a list of every strange thing that's happened over the course of my reign in the Candy Kingdom. I'll narrow it down, believe me. Just wait. Wonderland won't get the better of us this time.

I'll be certain to keep you all updated when I do. Until then, enjoy the relative calm of whatever this event is.

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Did you say "Candy Kingdom"? Didn't we just have enough of a candy-related emergency?

I assure you, almost none of my creations have been that diabolical. The Candy People generally aren't interested in eating others of any species.

What about other species?

Well of course some of them would eat you. We have all sorts of nasty beasts in the Land of Ooo. Luckily, we also have brave heroes, like Fionna the Human!

Well, is this Fionna here?

Boy, that-- i-is that gonna be a super long list or something? Um, like how often do you even have to deal with weird stuff happening anyway? Not that I'm against, against relative calm or anything.

Most things about my kingdom are "weird" when compared to other kingdoms. It is a very different place, and there are, for instance, very few humans. However, considering there still appear to be lots of humans, I suspect that is not what's happening.

Oh. Boy. No offense to your kingdom or anything, but I-I'm kinda glad that's not what's happening. Being a human is like my whole deal, you know?

It is for now! But it's possible it's simply the event making you think that! Fascinating, isn't it?

Jeez. I don't know. I mean, I-- it is, but that would be an awful lot to handle later. I guess you get used to handling that stuff after a while, though.

[ This may be winning the cup for existential crisis of the week. She will absolutely not think about it. ]

[Speaking of going over one's experiences at home to figure out what events are about...]

Do you remember when we talked about lost memories before? I think I've got some information to add to your data.

Ah yes! I would love to hear it.

We were able to figure out some of the words I've forgotten and wrote them down. I...can't actually read them to you, though. It's like I can't even see them on the page.

Hmm, I'd be interested to see them. Do you know what events they correspond to?

I'll need to figure out what word I've lost too, but it's difficult when I'm not sure what's changed.

Yeah, I'm glad to show it to you. We went based on what the events were about in order to figure out the memory that was lost from it. So we've got both written down, when we could figure them out.

Maybe we won't know until it's over. Like one of those events where we think things are normal, even if they aren't.

[She's got no idea what that would be, though. She's only suggesting it because her very first even was like that. She was a teenage film noir ~~pimp~~ madame, which was really, really weird afterward.]

Sorry one more time. What's your kingdom called?

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The Candy Kingdom. I've been here quite a while, you know. I don't know why this remains surprising to people.

Yeah, no I just.. it didn't come up when we were talking about giant robots. Are you sure it's not Candyland? Or Candy Mountain?

I think I'd know the name of my own kingdom.

Right.. no, of course. Sorry.

What makes you think it came from your world? The wooziness?

Your reign? Candy Kingdom? [She sounds interested, the furthest thing from skeptical. She'll worry about the supposed "event" later.]

May I ask what sort of monarch you are?

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