I know it's a fabrication of Earth reality, but it still seems to be accurate to my observations. Humans act embarrassing around anyone they're even remotely interested in pairing off with, regardless of whether or not such a match would benefit either of them.
[grumbles] Much like that clod Percy and his obsession with someone as useless as Paulette.
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[grumbles] Much like that clod Percy and his obsession with someone as useless as Paulette.