Billy Cranston (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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entranceway2017-04-21 04:09 pm
cranston) wrote in entranceway2017-04-21 04:09 pm
video/action, forward dated to 4/22
[ Billy is struggling with something off screen, being tugged at by some force not visible. He holds the camera up with one hand, the other hanging onto something out of sight. ]
People usually use these things to ask for advice, right? Or help? I think that's what I've seen people use it for. Anyway. Does anyone have an idea on how to get an invisible dog to listen to you? 'Cause I-- Hang on.
[ He scrambles with the camera for a minute, turning it around to show a leash and collar, connected to... nothing. There's nothing there. Well, there's something there, because the leash is being pulled to its limits, and there's the sound of growling coming from the end of it. ]
This is Fido. [ Billy says, as though there's anything there to be named Fido in the first place. ]
Fido, stop pulling! Fido, heel!
[ Fido does no such thing. Fido growls and barks and pulls some more. Defeated, Billy turns the camera back around. ]
Maybe I shouldn't've named him Fido. Maybe Killer is better. But he isn't listening to any name I say, so I don't think it's the name that matters. Anyway. I found him in my room, and I've never had a dog before, so I asked the closet for a leash, and I got it on him but I don't think he likes it.
[ Fido barks his displeasure. ] I know, I know! Fido, shh!
[ Billy, exasperated, ends the video. He can be found trying to take Fido for walks around the mansion grounds. Fido, for his part, doesn't want to go for a walk. He wants to growl and generally resist and sniff at the tears they pass. Those are weird, huh. ]
People usually use these things to ask for advice, right? Or help? I think that's what I've seen people use it for. Anyway. Does anyone have an idea on how to get an invisible dog to listen to you? 'Cause I-- Hang on.
[ He scrambles with the camera for a minute, turning it around to show a leash and collar, connected to... nothing. There's nothing there. Well, there's something there, because the leash is being pulled to its limits, and there's the sound of growling coming from the end of it. ]
This is Fido. [ Billy says, as though there's anything there to be named Fido in the first place. ]
Fido, stop pulling! Fido, heel!
[ Fido does no such thing. Fido growls and barks and pulls some more. Defeated, Billy turns the camera back around. ]
Maybe I shouldn't've named him Fido. Maybe Killer is better. But he isn't listening to any name I say, so I don't think it's the name that matters. Anyway. I found him in my room, and I've never had a dog before, so I asked the closet for a leash, and I got it on him but I don't think he likes it.
[ Fido barks his displeasure. ] I know, I know! Fido, shh!
[ Billy, exasperated, ends the video. He can be found trying to take Fido for walks around the mansion grounds. Fido, for his part, doesn't want to go for a walk. He wants to growl and generally resist and sniff at the tears they pass. Those are weird, huh. ]
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I think you're getting distracted from the actual issue of you assuming a strange creature you can't even see is harmless when you have no actual evidence of such. You obviously don't know everything about the dangers presented by even dogs, let alone invisible mystery creatures.
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[ This is not a conversation he thought he'd ever be having. ]