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entranceway2017-05-01 06:22 pm
promiselist) wrote in entranceway2017-05-01 06:22 pm
Entry tags:
- dangan ronpa: chiaki nanami,
- dangan ronpa: kiyotaka ishimaru,
- estancia: kay,
- from dusk till dawn: richie gecko,
- marvel: billy kaplan,
- marvel: wanda maximoff,
- persona 3: arisato minato,
- persona 4: seta souji,
- persona 5: ann takamaki,
- persona 5: futaba sakura,
- persona 5: goro akechi,
- persona 5: morgana,
- persona 5: yusuke kitagawa,
- portal: wheatley
Accidental Video + Partial Audio Transmission
Accidental Video
Audio
- [ The video opens up to a view of shaking scenery and rushing lights and color, as it the device recording it has just been dropped from a significant height. The movement ceases when the device lands on the floor, still recording with its camera pointed upwards.
The foyer it shows is clearly familiar to everyone in Wonderland as the front of the mansion. What's not quite so familiar is the giant glowing UFO now hovering and weaving up near the ceiling. Green lights shoot out, scanning the surroundings, sweeping over every surface with an eerie glow.
Even the fallen phone gets scanned, although once it is, the UFO goes suspiciously still overhead before swooping down towards it with a startling speed. There's a voice, one that sounds suspiciously like a young girl, that gives a quiet exclamation. ]
Oops! Almost lost you. Hello there, my precious.
[ ...And then a metallic-looking tentacle snakes out from the bottom of the UFO to press the button that cuts the feed off entirely.
Just another day in Wonderland, right? There's totally nothing to see here, and certainly not a floating spaceship hovering in your entranceway. Carry on. ]
Audio
- [ Although a short while later, a number of phones across the mansion might receive an audio transmission as someone tries to figure out and manipulate the strange network in this place and how to filter it to where she needs it to go. Hopefully she finds the targets she's looking for, but other inhabitants might pick it up accidentally as well. ]
Joker, Queen? Can you hear me? Mona, Panther, anyone, come in??
Video
AH- AH- ALIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEENS?!
Is this an invasion??!
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Yes, we're here to prooooobe you unless you cooperate with us fully.
[ Although there might be a half-stifled snicker at the end of the words that might give her away. ]
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P-probe me?! Hold right there! That - that is not acceptable behavior, and I will not stand for it!
Still, I am willing to cooperate with you as much as I can! I come in peace!
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[ She manages to keep her snickering off the feed this time, but just barely. ]
That's better than coming in pieces, I suppose. Less messy, too.
[ ...She should probably be trying to get information out of this guy, but she's laughing too hard at the moment. ]
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N-n-no! Whether I'm laying or standing isn't the issue here! My issue is with the concept of probing in general. I'd like to take it off the table entirely!
[A beat.]
Of course, I'm glad not to come in pieces, but... that is beside the point! Alien-kun, we should both strive for a peaceful coexistence!
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[ Oh you make this way too easy, dude. ]
Maybe we could try a chair instead? I'm sure there's a few of those around here...
[ Now it sounds like she's seriously considering the aesthetics of probing-appropriate furniture. ]
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Ack! It- it may be true that there are chairs to spare in this mension...
[He sputters.]
But I believe that you ate still missing the point, Alien-kun! What I mean to say is that this... this probing should not be discussed at all!
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[ At least this is proving to be a hilarious entertainment while she considers to scan the floors of this place in search of their Leader. She's cackling to herself each time he gives her a new opening. (That pun probably wasn't intended, sorry, Ishimaru.) ]
Alright, no discussions. We'll just get right down to it, then. Closing in on your location.
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[But he's not sure if the alien will be listening to his protests anymore; what if he's wasting time that she's using to track him??
So, with his device clutched in one hand, he grabs his kendo sword for protection if he needs it and bursts out of his room. Then he just... starts running randomly throughout the mansion while wailing loudly.]
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Meanwhile, Futaba just doubles over and completely loses it for a while. Sorry, dude, you've just won the award for most amusing guy to troll in Wonderland. ]
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He eventually stops to catch his breath and, not noticing that his device is still broadcasting, he begins talking himself.]
Wait... Why am I fleeing from this alien menace?! If I manage to escape, then they may target someone else! No... I have to bring this to a swift and peaceful end!
[And within a few more minutes of wandering around, Ishimaru peeks his head hesitantly into the foyer.]
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Even if his running away screaming was the greatest.
Still. She's not going to take it too easy on him now that he's here. She has a reputation as a scary alien to uphold.
Which is why a green beam shoots out of the UFO to scan him without warning. ]
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Ack!
[He blinks, and taking a moment to confirm that the beam isn't destroying him, he proceeds to stand almost still as a statue, with the most rigid and formal posture ever.]
I-is this some sort of a scan...? Perhaps this will give you the information you need, Alien-kun!
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But she muses out loud, almost to herself, ] Huh. So you're not just some weird noisy Shadow, then.
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Th-that is correct! I have decided not to love in my grandfather's shadow! I am glad that you can see that!
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Your grandfather?
[ Man. He's sure got a lot of energy, at least. ]
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Of course! Even a being from another planet must know about Toranosuke Ishimaru, the former prime minister of Japan!
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Who?
[ Look, just because she didn't come out of her room for a couple of years didn't mean she didn't keep up on current events. ]
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He served as the prime minister of Japan about a decade ago! He was known for being remarkably talented, so much that he was able to get as far as he did without exerting any effort at all! B-but... that was his downfall...
[He stands shakily, with tears in his eyes, as he announces all of this to the UFO.]
Once he got caught up in a political scandal, he did not know how to deal with it! He lost his office, and the Ishimaru family lost its prestige... So the name of Toranosuke Ishimaru is sure to be known everywhere, even if it is only in an infamous manner!
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[ Is this another weird time thing? ]
What scandal? [ That, at least, has caught her attention. Then again, important people and scandals are becoming a hobby of hers at this point, along with the rest of the Thieves. ]
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[He pauses and winces as he thinks about the event in question.]
A-as for the scandal in question... I would rather not recall it in detail!! Please understand, Alien-kun, just thinking about it makes me sick to my stomach!
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Are there a lot of different earths represented here? You think this place would have a more variety to choose from than just a hundred different earths... Is that really all we have to pick from?
[ That sounded lame. Why wasn't there more Middle Earths or Martians or talking hedgehogs with a fondness for chili dogs? ]
Alright fine, I guess you've been useful enough to avoid probing. This time.
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There seem to many Earths indeed, but I have encountered others who seem to come from very different places! You do not need to feel left out, Alien-kun! In my time here, I have met a living skeleton, and one event drew on the memory of someone who lived in an intergalactic civilization! [One that, thankfully, was a lot less probey.
And then he breathes a sigh of relief, but his stance remains rigid.]
I am honored that the information that I provided was sufficient! And, of course, I am glad to avoid that unpleasant business! I must thank you for being so considerate!