003 ↯ text

[circlejerked]

How's everyone enjoying another day of this fine incursion?

_{[Sarcasm: learn it, live it, love it.]}

I'm writing in regards to the Mirrors as if they're not already the hot topic issue around here, but don't worry, it's not another warning about a murder-happy lunatic on the loose. I'd like to ask for a favor. Or maybe more like a citizen's arrest? If you happen to see a blond man with a dead look in his eyes and a sun symbol stamped on his forehead, that would be mine. I've attached a handy picture for your reference.

Be a dear and kick him back to his side should you see him, all right? He probably won't run or do more than bore you to death, but if he's here that means I'm there, and my skills aren't much good on the other side of the glass.

Pretty please and thank you! :)

- Anders

Comments

text;

[circlejerked]

He wasn't shy about saying as much when I asked.

How did you know I like flambe? Any spine-chilling characteristics I should be keeping an eye out for should he make the trip over? Does he smile a lot?

text;

[noble_son]

I find they rarely are.

He's not nearly as charming as I am.

[That's a joke.]

[circlejerked]

Oh? Spill the beans. I showed you mine.

_{[Your turn, Nathaniel. Granted, he'd disclosed details of his Mirror to all of Wonderland, not just specifically for Nathaniel, but hey, close enough.]}

[noble_son]

He was executed at Vigil's Keep. I got a chance that he was never offered.

[circlejerked]

_{[... Oh, so it's like that, is it.]}

So he's angry, undead, and has daddy issues?

[noble_son]

That's it precisely.

All things said and done, it might have been worse.

[circlejerked]

You know things are bad when you start sounding like a glass half full type.

How's that, exactly?

[noble_son]

He might have been like my father.

[circlejerked]

_{[Yeah, that'll do it.]}

Howe terrible that would be.

In case you can't tell through a written medium, I did that to distract you from thinking too hard about it.

[noble_son]

You know me, Anders. Always the glass half full type.

[circlejerked]

Of course you are. And this is why we like you just as you are.

I'll keep my eyes peeled for any ornery ex-thieves.

[noble_son]

I take exception to that. I was never a thief.

[circlejerked]

You snuck into Warden-controlled territory and tried to take items without them catching you. That's a thief by definition.

[noble_son]

But I didn't actually steal anything.

[circlejerked]

Beeeecause you got caught.

[noble_son]

Semantics.

[circlejerked]

Mm.

_{[The most skeptical mm Nathaniel can hope to read this week.]}