Mmhmm. ( damon comments noncommittally, disbelievingly. okay, obviously if he knows wynonna then he's from 2017 but there's something else that's weird there. that vocabulary is so outdated. ) I know that, but Wynonna didn't give me the initial impression she'd be a badge toting law bringer. They tend to be very straight laced.

( to say the least, and he wouldn't really call wynonna that, which is a compliment btw. he would not get along with most law enforcement... except where his best friend was the sheriff of mystic falls. )

Best place to hang around in Wonderland. Sure you can get booze out of the closet, but this way it's delivered straight to you. No walking required between glasses or bottles. ( and completely free. )