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ship log 003 [video/action for the kitchen]

[So, uh. This cooking thing.

But do you see that? The view's a little shaky at first, because he's still getting the hang of this technology thing, but there, for your viewing delight, Wonderland, is a microwave.

Well.

It used to be a microwave.

What it is now is more a column of smoke and melted plastic and burnt things, with the coppery shine of burnt tinfoil.

Oh, and the door's off to one side, and it shouldn't be twisted like that.

And yes, he actually read the instructions. And no, they didn't make a damn bit of sense.]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm fairly sure that's not what it's supposed to do when it's done.

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I have never ever, not even once, seen someone
fail so miserably at microwaving something in my
life. Nice job.
Don't the closets supply food and such? Maybe
you should have tried for something that didn't
need cooking. Or was already cooked for you.

[It takes a while for a reply because not being able to write stuff down normally is hard, okay.]

Considering such Objects as this do not exist in my Where and When, I will kindly thank You to keep your blathering and unhelpful Thoughts to Yourself.

Well, what did you expect would happen if you
suddenly began tampering with something you
were unfamiliar with? Instant buffet? Not how
it works, man.
You really did a number on it, too. I... don't
think there's anything edible that you can
salvage from that wreck!

Yes, thank You. I believe I might have that figured, if it is all the same to You.

If you're in the kitchen... maybe try looking
in the big cold box thing. (Hint: it's called
a refrigerator.) If you're really lucky, then
you should find something there you can eat.

And perhaps if You are lucky, I will abide by My more merciful Nature and not cut your Tongue out.

Okay, look, that is not how you thank someone
for giving you helpful advice free of charge.

I see. That was Advice. Ah.

My mistake. I was sure it was naught more than the pert Words of the Uncautious and Unwary.

There, see? You have a sense of humor, after all!
Now try laughing about your little scene, you'll
feel a whole lot better. Probably. Once everyone
else catches their breath from laughing and you
can catch a break.

That would imply, I am afraid, that I gave a Thought to what any of You Misfortunates think to begin with.

We Misfortunates aren't the Misfortunate One who
blew up a microwave and was all surly about it a
few moments ago, probably because his pride took
a bit of a blow. Which constitutes giving a bit
more than a Thought, if you ask me. But I'm just
an observer of people... what do I know?

Not nearly what You think, I am sure.

You're just chock full of friendliness,
aren't ya?

Aye, so I am. A regular Ray of Sunshine, I am sure.

Well, good luck finding something to eat and
not bringing down the kitchen in the process!

Only if You learn to mind One's Own Business.

Public kitchen, public business!

And proof You have no Manners.

Whoa, what? I've got manners! Man, I'm just
having a little fun with you, that's all.
Are you really that offended? I thought your
skin was a little thicker than that or I
never would have pressed so many buttons...
all at once.

[Text is a wonderful thing. You can't know he's just trolling you.]

Aye, You have gone and destroyed my delicate Feelings, Sir. Why You would wish to do such an Awful Thing, I cannot Comprehend.

[Until you go and give yourself away by using words like 'delicate' and 'feelings' together in the same sentence...after threatening previously to cut out his tongue.]

[Convincing.]

Yeah, gee, me neither. I'm such an awful
man. How dare I? Your poor feelings.
Are you going to cry? Do you need a hug?
You can lean on me, pal. I promise I'll
be more gentle this time. :)

I am afraid I do not understand Your Meaning by this :).

[How do emoticon.]

Let me explain!
I'm trying to tell you that we're └(^o^ )Ｘ( ^o^)┘
so we should (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ and then you'll
feel °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° because who can be all
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ when you've got a pal as (`･ω･´)ゞ
as me who has your (ｏ・_・)ノ”(ノ_＜。)?
Are you less (⊙_☉) now? :D

What.

You're too much.
Hey, I didn't introduce myself! The name's Kunsel.
Would you feel up to a drink a little later? My way
of saying sorry for the mix up earlier.

[Right. Like it's on him. The drinks are free! Pssh, Kunsel.]

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