VIDEO 01; Pigvengers.

[impalementarts]

[Two hawkeyes for the price of one on the network today folks. He's dressed in a dark black vest, shirt - looking considerably better then when he was last seen in the hallway. He's slept and eaten and slept again only to wake up with...

well...

this. Only instead of it taking place in the grass and on the floor it's taking place in a room - Barton's room.

Never been more grateful then to sleep in a nest of sorts.

All the same when the camera focuses back on him there's a pig appearing in frame in his lap happily squeaking at the camera.]

...So I'll be the one to ask.

Where'd they come from and who's responsible?

[The pig - apparently having adopted clint - tries to reach for the camera again before falling by the wayside with a loud unhappy noise.

He holds up a big one, with more black spots then brown.]

I'm calling this one Fury.

[Private to Natasha]

....I need back-up. No questions. [wanna help him share the wealth.]

[Private to Phil.]

So have you seen the network recently. [who is this kid calling herself hawkeye. :| ]

Comments

[Video]

[widows_kiss]

[Yeah she's ignoring the no questions part.]

Clint. What did you do?

Re: [Video]

[impalementarts]

[Natasha no. be cool.] Besides develop my animal magnetism to almost dangerous levels?

Stark has robots, enough to wrangle half these guys. well more then half, but the other ones I need help carrying to this girl's room. I guess they belong to her?

[pause]

Re: [Video]

[widows_kiss]

Dangerous levels? I think you broke it, actually.

So wait. You dumped half of them on Stark? Pepper's going to kill you, you know. [She sighs, but the sound is full of fond exasperation.] Where do they need to go?

And did you seriously name one Fury?

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[impalementarts]

We've already discussed it. He's attached to Iron Pig.

...They all have names. Hawkpig is around there somewhere. I ...

[There's a twitch] It's a gag Tasha. It's funny.

Re: [Video]

[widows_kiss]

Are you sure Fury's going to be amused if he showed up today?

[She can't help but tease him, especially when he sets himself up like this.]

Hawkpig. Of course you named one Hawkpig. Is that the one Tony's threatening me with?

Re: [Video]

[impalementarts]

It must be.

Yours was adorable if it helps. And I didn't add the pig suffix.

Re: [Video]

[widows_kiss]

Mine?

[It's the first mention she's heard of this one.]

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[impalementarts]

Yeah, Romanoff. The really cute red one.

[no for reals, he did just say the cute red one] She's also the smartest - I think. After iron pig.

Re: [Video]

[widows_kiss]

Of course she is. [This gets a wry laugh and a headshake from her as she gives Clint a fond look.] Alright, let me get dressed. I'll be over to help you... herd pigs.

[When did this become her life?]

[Video]

[impalementarts]

[Joining SHIELD has it's benefits] At least you laughed. I don't think anyone else gets my sense of humor.

[Video]

[widows_kiss]

[He gets a deadpan look and an arch of an eyebrow, usually a sure sign that she's teasing him.]

You have a sense of humor?

Re: [Video]

[impalementarts]

Sometimes. With some people. Not you though. You're not special.

[he grins. This is what they do. It feels right. Good.]

Re: [Video]

[widows_kiss]

Of course not. [Her lips twitch in the faintest hint of a subdued smile when he grins at her, and it's as infectious as it always is from him.]

I'm going to get dressed. I'll be right there, Clint. Try not to let your menagerie get any bigger in the meantime.

Re: [Video]

[impalementarts]

I'll try.

no promises. I am pretty irresistible.