Jesús "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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entranceway2016-02-19 08:26 pm
doods) wrote in entranceway2016-02-19 08:26 pm
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[ This network needs ten times more Soos stat, and Soos- wearing safety goggles and a standard yellow construction helmet- is here to provide it from the nearest hallway terminal. ]
Okay, I'm not trying to call it officially or anything, but I'm pretty sure I just had the best idea ever and everyone should get in on it. Like, drop what you're doing, get a helmet you think is cool, and hit the second floor. Maybe get some kneepads or something, too? Whatever you'd call your basic safety equipment. I'm not gonna judge, dude; you do you. 'cause-- not to spoil the surprise or anything, but this is gonna be so rad.
[ He pauses for all of half a second before he's laughing. ]
Haha, okay, I'm totally spoiling it. We're about to do some killer mattress surfing, dudes! It's time to make the dream aliiiiiive!
[ Full-on excited fist-pumping, shouting into the air, enthusiasm. So ends the saga of why Soos should not be allowed access to a closet that can give him almost anything he asks for. Or maybe the saga of exactly why he should be allowed.
The option to action in is totally open! Soos is pretty determined to do what it says on the tin and then some, so he'll be hauling mattresses around and the like. Anything is possible.
(For real though, feel free to doop around any old way in that regard. Threadjack, drag friends upstairs to make them ride down some stairs, yell at people, bring a toboggan, whatever takes your fancy.) ]
Okay, I'm not trying to call it officially or anything, but I'm pretty sure I just had the best idea ever and everyone should get in on it. Like, drop what you're doing, get a helmet you think is cool, and hit the second floor. Maybe get some kneepads or something, too? Whatever you'd call your basic safety equipment. I'm not gonna judge, dude; you do you. 'cause-- not to spoil the surprise or anything, but this is gonna be so rad.
[ He pauses for all of half a second before he's laughing. ]
Haha, okay, I'm totally spoiling it. We're about to do some killer mattress surfing, dudes! It's time to make the dream aliiiiiive!
[ Full-on excited fist-pumping, shouting into the air, enthusiasm. So ends the saga of why Soos should not be allowed access to a closet that can give him almost anything he asks for. Or maybe the saga of exactly why he should be allowed.
The option to action in is totally open! Soos is pretty determined to do what it says on the tin and then some, so he'll be hauling mattresses around and the like. Anything is possible.
(For real though, feel free to doop around any old way in that regard. Threadjack, drag friends upstairs to make them ride down some stairs, yell at people, bring a toboggan, whatever takes your fancy.) ]
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And this? This looks perfect.]
Now why didn't I think of this?
[He practically bounds over to the man whose absolutely brilliant idea this is and thumps him affably on the shoulder, grinning broadly.]
You my friend are a genius! This is going to be the best!
[And forget a helmet or armour. That would just ruin the fun.]
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He's almost equally as pleased as Alistair just on the principle of seeing how pleased this guy is with the idea. ]
Thanks, dude! Ever since I got here I've been like, whoa, why aren't people doing this every day? The stairs are perfect!
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[That is utterly sincere and the absolute truth. Alistair has been desperately lacking in ways to risk his neck - literally or otherwise - since getting here. Now he's been given the perfect solution.
Peering down at the bottom of the stairs he turns back to the ringleader of this set-up.]
How fast do you think we can get these things moving?
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I dunno exactly. Like if I dig out an inflatable one, it'll probably be faster than a regular mattress. The stairs are gonna kill some speed either way, but we can still get some nice bumps out of 'em.
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[Because bumps are good but bumps and fast will be better, right?]
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Dude, maybe we can wrap some plastic around one of these babies so it'll slide better.
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Is plastic slippery? [If it will make the mattresses slide better presumably it is but he figures he'd better check.]
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[ Soos is a man on a mission. A plastic mission. Give him fifteen seconds. ]
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When he gets back Alistair eyes the roll curiously.]
So we just wrap it around the mattress you think?
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[If it works. It'll work. How could such a brilliant idea not?
Looking the other man over Alistair shrugs and hefts the mattress in answer, holding it out so he can begin to wrap.] It's Alistair, by the way.
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[It sounds like... some kind of weird, foreign food. Maybe it's normal where he's from. But it still sounds weird.] Really? Your parents named you... Soos?
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Nah, dude! They named me Jesús. Soos is just what everyone calls me. Nicknames, y'know?
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[Yep. Still weird.]
Sorry.
[About his nickname or making of it, take your pick.]
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Like, I always kinda dig that when someone sees me and says 'hey, Soos,' they're basically just using my regular name anyway? Two-for-one right there.
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Wouldn't it be better if they went 'Gee, Soos' when they saw you? [It could work. Maybe. Much like the crinkling, plastic-ed mattress in front of him might. There's only one way to tell, in both cases.]
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Nice! [ As long as his grandma didn't hear it, probably. ]
Wouldn't wanna let it go to my head, though.
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How could it go to your head? I thought it was your name?