[ When the feed starts, the camera is at first completely obstructed by a pink shirt and fiddling hands. When the figure finally backs up, it is revealed to be Juliet, who has propped her device up in order to get a good view of what is behind her - a bowling alley! She centers herself, in frame from the waist up, holding a piece of paper that she references periodically in her speech that sounds similar to a used car sale commercial. ]Hello, Wonderland! I'm Juliet O'Hara and if you're like me, you
love bowling. If you aren't like me, it's probably because you've never been bowling, so you don't know you love it yet! Which is why I am here to bring Wonderland it's very first, you guessed it, bowling alley!
[ She gestures behind her with a flourish. ]Welcome to O'Hara's Wacky Wonderous Wonderland Bowling Alley and Smoothie Bar.
[ It's probably an indication that the name is too long because she just reads it off the paper in her hand. ] It's located in room 10 on the 10th floor, and that's a joke because 10-10 is the police code where I come from for "off duty," because you are never
on duty at O'Hara's Wacky Wonderla- Wonderous...
[ She glances at the paper before she huffs and throws her arms down at her sides. The name is just too long, Jules. ] At the WWW!
It offers state of the art, pro-level bowling lanes, and wardrobes so you can get any kind of bowling shoe or bowling ball you need. There's also a karaoke stage and, of course, a smoothie bar. I'll also offer personal bowling lessons to anyone interested because I'm
amazing at bowling and you can be too!
Barring events, Friday will be a glow bowl and Saturday there's a karaoke contest. I'll be having the grand opening this Saturday and I'd love for everyone to come and feel free to use it whenever you're in the mood. Or if you want to throw a party. Or, you know, whatever because it's
fun. If you want to work at the smoothie bar or host karaoke just let me know.
[ She goes back to referencing the crumpled paper in her hand. ] I hope you all are ready to have a wonderous Wonderland time!
[ Juliet smiles and stands there for a moment. After a long, drawn out 30 seconds or so, her smile starts to look strained and her eyes dart to the side. Then they widen and she comes towards the device again, fumbling with it, and the frame turns back into a view of just her bright pink shirt. ]Keep forgetting I gotta turn this off...[ The feed finally ends. ]